tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-168456332024-03-07T23:52:02.241+01:00jgjghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.comBlogger129125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-24768365927688912882010-08-01T01:01:00.002+02:002010-08-01T01:03:37.023+02:00Twenty questions"What's jukebox? Is it a kind of juice box?
And what's juice? Is it a kind of Coca-Cola?
And what's Coca-Cola? Is it a kind of MTV?
And what's MTV? Is it a kind of sex?"
"Geez, what do they teach you in school?!"
"Violence."
Spontaneous free association that happened while I was taking a shower.
jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-82657402209312551422010-05-03T09:14:00.010+02:002010-05-03T10:28:50.731+02:00US church censors YouTube
If you try googling "gravey and jobriath" and click the first YouTube link, you'll be greeted with the message "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Evangelical Lutheran Church in America." The problem is, they don't own the copyright to that clip. It's a clip from The Simpsons that parodies Davey and Goliath, a children's show to which the church actually does own the jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-64378594087155438982010-04-17T10:44:00.006+02:002010-04-17T17:17:00.262+02:00Neighbors(Inspired by a dream I had last night.)
"And it was just standing there, someone had just put it there right inside the door."
"A bucket? Really?"
"Yeah, a metal bucket."
Nick gave the other two an incredulous look, but didn't seem to have any more questions, so Terry continued.
"I took a look, and it had these things in it, like... some kinda insect."
"Wait, long worm things, lots of little legsjghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-90062927043539174002009-12-27T17:47:00.000+01:002009-12-27T17:48:23.845+01:00Best Of iaoth's Twitter2008-07-13 20:50:38
Went out yesterday to buy candy and bumped into a co-worker. Went
out today to get thai food and saw a hare. Outside: It's an adventure.
2008-07-28 16:43:59
Washed a bloodstain off the window. Let's hope CSI doesn't stop by.
2008-11-16 20:09:23
Futurama idea #42, "The Wouldawannatron": Postdicts what a deceased
person or persons would have wanted. "It's what they would have jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-61008070245976242612009-12-10T10:29:00.001+01:002009-12-10T10:32:23.766+01:00Instant card changejghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-30243252442593728352009-12-07T14:06:00.003+01:002009-12-07T14:30:48.398+01:00Partial transcript
Unknown subject, 201X Feb 4.
[Recording starts mid-sentence.]
[...] to the [inaudible]. Bam! [crowd laughs] You know what I love though, you know what I used to love? That toy, when I was little, I had a toy where you would, you put these little shapes in the right hole? You know, the square piece goes in the square hole, the round piece goes in the round hole. And the black piece goes in the jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-71903617067840340922009-12-01T22:04:00.002+01:002009-12-01T22:44:59.578+01:00Unnamed Robert Downey Jr project
BANK TELLER: Sir, there is an awful lot of money in your
checking account.
RDJ: How much?
TELLER: Seven figures, sir.
RDJ: Oh, well that's probably stupid. I should fix
that, I'm sorry.
TELLER: Oh no sir, I must apologize on behalf of the
bank for failing to notify you, sir.
RDJ: jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-62824943089941805022009-12-01T13:35:00.004+01:002009-12-01T17:32:44.781+01:00Distraction, motivation, production
I'm trying to figure out what motivates me, and I recently ran into an article on how we respond to challenges and how that relates to game genres, and found that I clearly want games to be a fantasy world where I'm the hero by default. I don't want any real challenges, I just want to cruise through the game and be treated to all the awesome stuff that involves. According to the article, that jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-11048111760641239052009-09-14T22:40:00.001+02:002009-09-14T22:40:22.554+02:00Optical illusionjghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-12977607413771740952009-09-06T22:41:00.001+02:002009-09-06T22:44:23.314+02:00Magic iPhonejghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-31895481581074986512009-08-18T10:28:00.001+02:002009-08-18T10:30:05.797+02:00Musical genius, Imogen Heap editionImogen Heap's latest album: Ellipse
jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-53862781841576441262009-08-07T21:50:00.002+02:002009-08-07T21:52:35.618+02:00The invisible palmI came up with the idea of making a trick that looks like an instructional video, probably because I've watched so many by now.jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-65085921390509590052009-08-06T09:47:00.003+02:002009-08-06T09:49:18.412+02:00Mid air colour changeTime for me to toot my own horn a bit. I came up with this transformation myself.jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-90000489399734326002009-07-30T22:58:00.000+02:002009-07-30T22:59:10.890+02:00Musical genius, feline editionjghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-36066531245611534842009-07-29T08:41:00.000+02:002009-07-29T08:42:19.073+02:00Musical genius, Spanish editionjghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-7301759357487758302009-07-13T23:50:00.001+02:002009-07-13T23:51:25.363+02:00MJ tributeI never noticed how good these lyrics are.
jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-73941433211930278952009-06-30T13:53:00.004+02:002009-06-30T21:12:41.823+02:00Roma, epilogue
I don't usually hope for anything, much in the same way I avoid promising anything. I'm afraid of disappointment and of disappointing others. So I don't take any chances, and I pretty much avoid anything that might set anyone up for disappointment. However, when I decided to go on my first vacation, I think I harboured a small seed of hope.My life is devoid of meaning, simply due to how I jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-20076613016104092822009-06-29T22:51:00.002+02:002009-06-29T22:52:23.342+02:00Portable Playstation IDJust thought I'd post this somewhere. Now I can come back to this post and bask in the glory of my trophies. It has a UK flag because that's the only way I could get it in English.
jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-25280883112150478682009-06-26T19:46:00.002+02:002009-06-26T20:12:17.327+02:00Roma, pt 3
We were at the Vatican today.
One is called "Crucifixion", the other "Martin Luther King Jr." I saw one first and thought it was cool, then I saw the other and thought it was art.
I found the artefacts more fascinating than the art. Everyone's seen the frescos and paintings etc, but I haven't seen any photos of this stuff. I wasn't even sure what half of it was.
And come on jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-42879912062124699162009-06-26T19:26:00.006+02:002009-06-26T19:41:51.659+02:00Roma, intermezzo
A place called Goose, close to our hotel. It has pretty great pizzas. I had a diavolo.
This is the cheap Chinese restaurant next to the Termini. I have no idea what it's called.
McDonald's near Scala di Spagna. The entrance was almost invisible; they probably weren't allowed to use their usual garish yellow and red.
jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-12415178905024319772009-06-24T22:18:00.005+02:002009-06-24T22:34:01.875+02:00Roma, pt 2
This photo illustrates two things: How happy I am to be in Rome, and how much I can see of it. I can barely keep my eyes open, sometimes I have to sit down and close them for a while just so I won't go blind. The evenings are bearable though, I guess I'll just sleep all day and not go to any tourist attractions.
PS: We saw the pope (kinda, he was really far away). It was bound to happen, jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-1162100524421837682009-06-23T21:53:00.002+02:002009-06-23T22:41:23.202+02:00Roma, pt 1
Something happened this Monday. It began as a normal day, just lounging about playing inFamous.
Suddenly we were whisked away by an aeroplane. This was my first flight. I was pretty nervous when it was time for take off, but I focused on the engines and chewing my gum, and anxiousness luckily turned into fascination.
Our intrepid adventurers.
Lest I forget, I found a fantastic jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-40119320776173133552009-05-28T12:21:00.002+02:002009-05-28T12:32:39.796+02:00Charlie ShortchangedJust realized that I haven't pimped my other blog on this blog. Check out my seralized story Charlie Shortchanged, which takes place in White Wolf's World of Darkness, specifically Changeling. I was reading the Changeling rulebook and got inspiration for a role-playing adventure, but since I don't have anyone to play with, I decided to play it solo and write it down. Here's what I have so far.jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-52940615461965193492009-05-15T07:37:00.000+02:002009-05-15T07:38:14.091+02:00I found the X
Now what?jghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16845633.post-16683254769261076782009-05-02T00:24:00.000+02:002009-05-02T00:25:29.922+02:00As the Earth turnsjghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13520737717787874594noreply@blogger.com0