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I read Slashdot for comments like the one below. In case you haven't followed the digital revolution, "iTMS" is Apple's iTunes Music Store.

Amazon MP3 made my Mac snappier! by Zhe Mappel (607548)

People are always asking me, "Professor MacSnappy, why do you buy your music from iTMS?"

No one reason, I reply stroking the Van Dyke beard that looks so rakish with a black turtleneck (it has fully grown back in since that regrettable incident with the calipers, thank you for asking).

For a full analysis of my shopping habits, perhaps it is better if I quote from my ten part, 3,400-word blog post on the subject, which can be found carefully archived at my site, DaringTurdball.com.

"When I see a new car ad on TV and just have to 'run out' and buy the music playing in the background, there are few things I like to put in order first. You might call them 'ducks,' and say I am getting them 'in a row'--but just make sure it's a digital row, and that the ducks are all downsampled audio recordings. Ha, ha--or should I say, Quack quack!"

"One, I don't want too high a bitrate. High bitrates are known to use up A.R.S.E. (Auditory Response Synchronization Energy), a finite resource found in the resonant bones that frame the auditory canal. In layman's terms, higher bitrates wear out ears faster. You only have so much A.R.S.E. Why splurge?"

"Second, I take the 'fidelity' in high fidelity seriously. That's why I want to lock down my music as securely as a 13th century feudal lord securing his wife's genitals before he rides off to the Crusades. Doing so requires strong DRM so that my musical 'honey pots' don't end up getting 'stirred' by any other portable music players. I like knowing my songs are safe and won't be getting roughly used by a Zune on the side."

"Third, like most Americans, I don't want to pay too little. Everyone knows there's a direct relationship between price and quality. I like knowing my song has received that extra special touch of attention, even if it's just someone leaving on a light for it at Apple. Who knows? Maybe while it was waiting to be downloaded, The Steve walked by and gave it the old 'thumbs up' or even a 'peace sign'!"

"Adequately priced low-bitrate songs belted down with high-quality DRM so that they won't fall out of my iPod: yes, it's what I call a musical 'match made in heaven'--thank you, iTMS!"

Orisinal

In case you've missed it, Orisinal: Morning Sunshine has the cutest and most original Flash games ever. The creator, Ferry Halim, must be a genius.

Halo 3 ads

Apparently, the US is riddled with Halo 3 tie-in ads, which managed to drive multiple gamer web comic makers insane on the same day. Here's Penny Arcade's take on the situation, and here's Ctrl-Alt-Del.

Now, I usually think Penny Arcade is the funnier comic, but in this instance, when the subject matter is absolutely identical, I think CAD did a better job. However, I found the punchline weak. Why not just remove it in favour of a blank stare of pure disgust?

CAD is the Garfield of gamer comics.

Compatibility ftw!

I got an e-mail yesterday that is probably very cryptic to people not in the know, but very informative and a source of relief to those who are looking forward to duelling Slash and Tom Morello:

Dear Customer,

GH III for Ps2 is compatible with the sg controller.

Thank you,
RedOctane Customer Service

Wheeee!

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Death is the ultimate non-event. Death doesn't happen to you; it unhappens everything that's ever happened to you.